The Philosophy of the Fart

The Philosophy of the Fart

Curious: Farts and asks who did it.
Wicked: Farts and puts the blame on the kids.
Shy: Is afraid of farting.
Junkie: Farts in the bathtub to "dig the bubbles".
Romantic: It's the sigh of an asshole in love.
Turkish: Farts all of it at once for the sake of savings.
Patriotic: Stands up to fart.
Opportunist: Takes advantage of the others' farts and blows his own.
Sentimental: Farts and sighs.
Intelligent: Farts and quietly leaves the group.
Cynical: Farts and laughs aloud.
Vexed: Farts and can't come to terms with it.
Athletic: Farts and rushes away in a sprint.
Phoney: Farts and gets serious.
Gentleman: Voluntarily takes the blame for the lady's fart.
Precautious: Farts little by little to avoid shitting.
Honoured: Farts and confesses it.
Slapdash: Farts and ends up all shitted.
Liar: Farts and denies it all.
Politician: Farts, feels the smell and complains about it.
Scoundrel: Farts and blames the others.
Actor: Rehearses before farting.
Naïve: Farts and doesn't know it.
Conceited: Farts and says his is the one that smells the worst.
Intellectual: Farts and says he has "exhaled gases".
Self-indulgent: Farts without a movement.
Arsonist: Lights a match before farting.
Suspicious: Farts in the bus and glances at all sides.
Courageous: Warns about a coming fart.
Liberal: Farts in front of the others.
Quiet: Farts without a noise.
Selfish: Farts under the blankets to fell the smell alone.
Frustrated: Farts and doesn't feel satisfied.
Sensible: Farts and has a feeling of shit.
Insensible: Shits in the pants and thinks has just farted.
Sadist: Farts in the lift with lots of people inside.
Coward: Farts and is afraid of the noise.
Unlucky: Prepares a low one but farts loudly.
Murderer: Hangs a fart.
Subdued: Smells the others' farts with no complaints.
Musician: Farts in different keys.
Considerate: Gets out to fart and brings back the smell.
Mean: Farts just to save shit.
Bona fides: Smells the others fart thinking it's his own.
Prudent: Looks over his shoulders before farting.
Scientist: Bottles the fart.
Philosopher: Farts and lifts up a leg.
Irresponsible: Has diarrhoea and risks a fart nevertheless.
Hero: Manages to fart when undergoing diarrhoea.